ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Every Sperm Is Sacred
Lyrics and Chords

[Meaning of Life, the]

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them

(A7) / D - - - / G A7 D - / E - A - / E7 - A - / 

I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm

/ A7 - D - / / E - A - / E7 - A - /

You don't have to be a six footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

{Refrain 1}
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

/ D A7 D D7 / G D E7 A7 / D D7 G Gm / D A7 D - /

{Refrain 1}

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found

{Refrain 2}
Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

   {Refrain 1}

   ... / D E7 A7 - /

   {Refrain 2}

Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine, and mine, and mine

Let the pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain

   {Refrain 2}

{Refrain 1}

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