ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Penis Song (not the Noel Coward Song)
Lyrics and Chords

[Meaning of Life, the]

[ C#dim7 = xx2323 ]

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick

/ D7 - G - / A7 - D - / D7 - / GG7 E7 / A7 - / DA7 D /

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will put you in the dock
And you won't come back

/ D7 - G - / A7 - DA7 D / D7 - / GG7 E7 / A7 - /
   / DA7 D / C C#dim7 / GB7 E7 / A7 D7 GD7 G /

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